Thanksgiving is less than a week away and I have yet to decide on what I’m making for dessert. So, I’m tempting myself with my options.
Lots of layers?
Or, Ice Cream Cake?
Warm and dreamy?
Cool and creamy?
After viewing all of these pieces of chocolate heaven, the answer is clear.
I’ll make one of everything!
Husband: You know you have enough dessert here to feed 60 people.
Me: Well then,…I guess we’ll have leftovers.
What dessert are you making (or eating) for Thanksgiving?
If you’re anything like me, eating healthy can be a challenge. In this world, it seems like there are tasty morsels around every corner.
And ready to lure us in.
You can’t turn on the television, drive down the road, read a magazine, or even go to work, without the temptation of delicious, not-so-nutritious foods, threatening your diet.
And when chocolate is involved, all bets are off.
But, not today. Today I’ve got things under control. I’m like a junk food ninja. Bring on the snacks, the baked goods, and those chocolate covered goodies.
Today is the day…
Today, I’m going to eat healthier.
Twenty minutes into work, and all I’ve had is coffee and a piece of chewing gum. I’m unstoppable.
Unstoppable…Until I leave my desk. Traps everywhere.
Doughnuts in the break room. Maybe just one…
Minor set back. I got this.
Secretary’s desk houses jars of candy. I’ll take one for the team.
Strategically placed vending machine en route to restrooms.
Baited, hooked…and sunk.
A co-worker is celebrating with birthday cake. Maybe I’ll have just a thin slice.
The office manager baked muffins. I don’t want to hurt her feelings.
The boss is selling cookies for his daughter. I need to be supportive.
Retirement Party. Bring on the cake.
I’ve already blown today. I should probably go clean up the doughnuts in the break room.
Tomorrow. Tomorrow I will eat healthier.
Chocoholics have every day struggles. Believe it or not, even a simple trip to the movie theater can have its challenges.
You spend your paycheck at concession counter.
You find a comfortable seat, but need to get your snacks organized.
During the previews, you politely nibble on your popcorn, and wait patiently to dig into your candy stash.
Once the lights go out, you go for it. Only you can’t get the package open.
And every little sound of the wrapper echoes through the theater.
You get the dreaded shush.
Is he talking to me?
You finally settle in and start enjoying yourself.
And your favorite part comes on.
And then the unthinkable happens. What you think is a Goober, turns out to be a Raisinet.
You need to wash it down. Quick.
Only now you have to go. Bad.
You take a detour by the concession stand and return to your seat, with a new box of chocolate, and enjoy..until the movies over…and the lights come on. And you’re busted.
Perhaps I’ve been eating a tad too much.
I’m starting my diet… right after I finish these chocolate chip cookies. ( I wouldn’t want to be tempted by them later.)
Diet? I got this. It will be fun.
This diet is doing weird, horrible things to my stomach.
When everyone else is eating chocolate cake- “I don’t even want chocolate cake.”
A “friend” suggests replacing your chocolate with raw vegetables.
Diets are stupid. Carbs are stupid. Trans fats are stupid.
Chocolate, we had some good times together. I miss you Ben. I miss you, Jerry.
I just feel so empty and alone.
Without chocolate, there is no happiness.
Hunger pains trigger food fantasies.
I’ll just have a taste.
Chocolate is happiness.
Every chocoholic knows that the best day to buy chocolate is the day after Valentine’s Day. But, here’s some advice. Don’t fill your cart with empty calories of chocolate flavored wax. This is the time to splurge. Go for the good stuff. The name brand. The organic. The imported. The glitzy packages of goodness you’ve always wanted to try. Treat yourself…and February 15th will become your new favorite holiday.