13 Stages of a Chocoholic’s Diet

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Acceptance.

Perhaps I’ve been eating a tad too much.

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Procrastination.

I’m starting my diet… right after I finish these chocolate chip cookies. ( I wouldn’t want to be tempted by them later.)

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False Confidence.

Diet? I got this. It will be fun.

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Concern.

This diet is doing weird, horrible things to my stomach.

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Denial.

When everyone else is eating chocolate cake- “I don’t even want chocolate cake.”

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Pain.

A “friend” suggests replacing your chocolate with raw vegetables.

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Anger.

Diets are stupid. Carbs are stupid.  Trans fats are stupid.

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Reflection.

Chocolate, we had some good times together. I miss you Ben. I miss you, Jerry.

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Sadness.

I just feel so empty and alone.

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Depression.

Without chocolate, there is no happiness.

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Delirium.  

Hunger pains trigger food fantasies.

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Negotiation.

I’ll just have a taste.

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Acceptance.

Chocolate is happiness.

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